lil' shit kicka

Poopy on the foot then inserted into one's ass for optimal pleasure. FDR was known to do this with the help of the secret service.

Lil' shit kickin never hurt anything, just shove it up in there.

by JohnJohnThePimp April 3, 2003

shit kickers

Animal skinned boots with a rather pointy toe. The simplest style are made of cow leather (usual a tan to dark brown) with simple top stiching. However in Texas Vaqueros tend to wear boots with a longer point out of brightly colored alligator skin, rattle snake, etc. It is believed that they are popular with Mexicans because the pointed toe helps make climbing border fences easier. Also these books kick ass in a fight and will cause almost anyone to go down with a few well placed kicks
::note- do not kick your significant other::

Fashionistas wear "cowgirl" boots. A real cowgirl wears shit kickers.
How'd he get over the fence so fast? He was wearing shit kickers.
Them some fancy shit kickers ya' got there.

by deathmuffin November 23, 2006

Shit Kickers

Slang term for Cowboy boots. Shit Kickers typically dont refer to the roper style cowboy boots but more the traditional pointed toe high heeled variety. Dubbed "shit kickers" because they come in handy in a fight.

These punk motherfuckers better shut their mouths if they know whats best for them. Daddy's got his shit kickers on!

by HAMME-R March 10, 2009

shit kicker

a cowboy... or cowgirl, someone who wears tight jeans, cowboy hat, belt buckle, cowboy boots

damn that jungle bunny kicked that shit kicker's ass

by a.b.s May 4, 2006

shit-kicker

Large and/or heavy boots that could possibly be used to beat someone.

John is wearing his shit-kickers today.

by j December 19, 2004

Shit kicker

N. cowboy boots worn by cowgirls or cowboys. Older ones use to have pointy toes, now the more modern ones have toes of various shapes. Tops of them are usually colourful or fancied up of some sort.

"Wow, look at them new shit kickers Jake bought at Lammles today!"

by ridergirl November 9, 2007

Shit-kicked

The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.

Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*

by Mike Fellatio November 21, 2005