shitfeast

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008

shitbeast

Scientific term for the breed of dog otherwise known as "poodles."

The best method to deter a shitbeast from humping your leg is to hit it in the face.

by B00B00 December 15, 2008

ShitBlast

ShitBlast- a fart that smells really bad.

Bro that smells like a Fuckin Shitblast.

by DukeCitym September 30, 2019

disney shitblast

The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.

I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.

by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015

Concrete Shitfeast

An insurmountable wall of bullshit you cannot possibly break your way through.

The party was a concrete shitfeast. I might aswell not have been there.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009