Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.

Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)

by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010

Fucking Shit Balls

A phrase which is used when something totally sucks!
Abbreviation: FSB

That test was hard as fucking shit balls!

AWWW FUCKING SHIT BALLS I LOST!

Why the fucking shit balls does every predator missile come after me!

by AKA The Doc February 7, 2010

Shit Balls

A word that makes the word shit more powerful

Damn it bill you made us miss the bus, Ah shit balls now were gonna be late

by Bunz41 March 27, 2008

shit balls

something you say when you make an oopsy daisy

oh shit balls my poptart dropped.

by JKS208 November 20, 2009

Shit Balls

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.

OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shit Balls.

by Ferret79 June 28, 2007

Shit Balls

An exclamation of intense displeasure indicating an extremely sucky occurrence or situation.

When something is tragically unfortunate.

For example:

"That was Shit Balls man!"
"Shit Balls?"
"Ya, you know, that really sucks! Like when you wipe your ass the wrong way, and then later on - when your girlfriend is going down on you, she stops. Because you have shit on your balls.
"That was unfortunate."

by Dirt_Bag February 6, 2008

Shit Balls Cold

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

by smither July 21, 2004