i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

i shit my pants

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

by ewol May 30, 2007

shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised

1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

shit your pants

V. To become upset; get angry.

"You spent the money I gave you for baby food on cigarettes!?!?"
"Aw, don't shit your pants. That kid eats better than I do."

by DrewThreeFour May 18, 2008

shit-ass pants

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

by JBJ69 May 17, 2020