shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.

Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"

by charlasha December 29, 2009

shycock

A shycock is someone that has no game with women. Doesn't even have the nerve to start a conversation.

Boris is such a shycock, he doesn't even have the sack to go up to those 2 fat broads and spit some game.

by smm1919 September 1, 2011

shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 9, 2003

shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

by logan December 21, 2003

shitocki mushrooms

1) A cover up word for "shit."
2) a type of mushroom.

1)SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! THAT BITCH BE HOTT!!
2)OH SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! MY PHONE BROKE!

by slepoyrox February 26, 2010

shitcock

A cock fresh out of someone or somethings ass.

Yeah so I look down and she's blowing my shitcock. No lie!

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

shitcock

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

by john master January 15, 2008