Slobbler

The highest form of insult, typically used against a most hated person with the hope that a person will not survive the following day.
A person who slobbles, particularly to their own demise.

Can also be used in conjunction with "dog", "bog", "nob", "hog slinging", "job hobbling", "ham slamming", and "bobsledding"

You dog Slobbler!
Could you be any more vague, you bobsledding Slobbler?
Bob's such a Slobbler.
Todd's a job hobbling Slobbler.
God, Rob is such a nob Slobbler.
Ruby was chased down the street by three ankle-pantsed, hog slinging Slobblers.

by Morbin' Greg June 26, 2025

Shrubbler

Farting into a detachable showerhead as a means of hiding the sound and smell. An ineffective ruse.

Man 1: "I tried the ol' shrubbler trick last night in the shower because my new girlfriend was in the next room over, but the whole room smelled Tupperware full of hamburger being opened for the first time in weeks, and the sound was horrendous! Interestingly enough, she has a thing for eproctophilia now."

Man 2: "That's insane, dude! I've been trying to get my girlfriend into it for forever. Maybe I should give myself a shrubbler next time she comes over."

by B4d KARMA January 19, 2026

Night Scrobbler

Someone who plays music overnight just to show off how much music they listen to.

Hey did you see Tim listened to 5000 hours of music this year?
It doesn’t matter, Tims a Night Scrobbler

by Jenkler December 1, 2021

Peach Slobbler

When a female uses peach rings as cock rings from tip to base and removes them with her mouth

I gifted my girl a bag of peach rings and In return she used some for a peach slobbler….. it was amazing.

by El John Jefe July 22, 2022

GLOBBER SHLOBBER

When a human is really good at sucking.
A Compliment.

Damn, she got that Globber Shlobber.
She gave me that Globber Shlobber last night.

by Rawsco NevvaSofft July 28, 2023

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

hob-shobbled

to be notoriously smacked around in a video gang by NPCs

“Bro I just got absolutely gang-raped, hob-shobbled even by like dudes”

by h0bbl3 August 21, 2024