shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

Shredtarded

Being so lean and shredded that is considered retarded.

Damn dude, you have been working out so much you are looking shredtarded.

by Roidthenoid September 27, 2012

SPENARDED

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

sharded

Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.

OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!

by UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl March 14, 2007