UMFS Sheppard

A piece of shit, originating from UMFS, with pieces of corn and black beans stuck inside of it. It smells really bad and usually clogs the toilet.

dude 1 - "Dude, why does the whole house smell like rank shit?"
dude 2 - "because I ate a nasty empanada and took a UMFS Sheppard"

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 21, 2019

hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.

I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014

Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

UMFS Sheppard

When a fat whore, originating from UMFS, sucks dicks to get promotions. Often bites dicks by accident with her snaggly teeth.

Doctor - "how did you get those scratch marks on your penis?"
Patient - "Sarah gave me a UMFS Sheppard..."

by Jesus Butt Fuckin' Christ November 23, 2019

derek shepherd

a beautiful gorgeous T.V. neurosurgeon who we all wish we could date/be in real life

Girl 1: Ugh he's so perfect.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's no Derek Shepherd

by greysanatomyclay April 8, 2017

UMFS Sheppard

The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.

Man, I got herpes from this ugly bitch, the UMFS Sheppard

by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019

john shepard

John Shepard is one badass mother fucker who won't back down to anyone!

"What can you tell me about the reapers?"-John Shepard.

by Borris the Toad October 6, 2013