Shitus

a catheter for your ass. it has a hose that pumps a jetstream of water into your shitter

John needs a shitus to produce a log

by johnus October 23, 2012

sheit

(interjection)
From the Jive dialect, circa the 1970's, meaning, "Golly!"

Jiveman #1: Sheit, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.)
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Yes, he is wrong for doing that.)
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.)
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.)
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.)
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(How true!)
Together: Sheit!
(Golly!)
-From the movie Airplane!

by ChodaBoy September 23, 2004

sheits

it is a new "hip" way of saying the word "shit" in a specific context.. You CANNOT use this word in the context of meaning the object of "shit".. The perfect example of a situation you could use it in is in the Example section below!

P.s This word is usually used express a "shocking" reaction

Ammar: "Miki brruh, I forgot the green =/"
Miki: "Sheits!"

by Youber February 25, 2014

Shituation

A shitty situation for everyone except Sean Connery

Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.

by rujuunnum June 9, 2017

shitumen

A compound commonly used in the construction of Queensland (Australia) roads, shitumen is approx 30% road base, 30% pot holes, and and 40% of the state budget spent on a new state office highrise.

Dude1: Did you see the new state government building?
Dude2: Nope, my car fell appart on the shitumen!

by Spadfa October 22, 2017

Shitunna

The unrecognized and informal contraction used as an expression to describe a "shit-ton-of" something.

Used mostly in the American southeast region and usually via text message.

Made famous by Josh Mallard.

Dang, I have a shitunna homework to do before I can go fuck off.

by LitehouseLuke November 18, 2019

shitux

Hybrid between buttocks and shit. Said spontaneously in a fleeting moment of anger/frustration. Can viewed as a substitute for words such as : “shit” “fuck” and other profanities. Commonly used in child friendly zones such: schools, cinemas, parks etc.

( commonly used by nonces )

context : walking to school

(drops books in puddle)

“ ughhh shitux “

by raveaolifrogger December 3, 2020