Okay Shumaker

When someone is capping insanely hard and it’s so obvious. This is the most extreme case of capping

Hey man I just delivered pizza to Eminem’s daughter!

Okay Shumaker…

by Big Dickson July 22, 2022

Okay Shumaker

When someone is capping so hard so that they look cool.

Also can be used when someone is just capping

Capper: “Hey man, this one time I delivered pizza to Eminem’s daughter”

Me: Okay Shumaker…

by Big Dickson July 25, 2022

Haymaker

All of the other definitions are false or sexual, let me clear things up. A Haymaker is a punch that is similar to a hook, but instead of the elbo bent at around 100 degrees, the elbo is only slightly bent (maybe 160 degrees) and usually hits the side of the body or even head. Widely used by unexperienced fighters because it is usually the first and easiest strike one can execute. But they can also be powerful if done right but is almost never very accurate, deeming it impractical in most cases unless one really knows what he/she is doing; even though it is so widely used. Unexperienced fighters usually only hit with their dominant hand too.

-Bubba Joe: Hey fag! I fucked your mom last night!
-John Doe: Dude I don't like people talking about my mom like that, she died you son of a bitch!
-Bubba Joe: HAHA! I'm so macho!!!
-John Doe: *pushes Bubba Joe knocking him on his ass*
-Bubba Joe: *gets up and throws a bunch of haymakers and misses*
-John Doe: *Shovel hooks Bubba Joe in the face* HANDSTRIKESFACE!

by badmothabrotha May 11, 2011

shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

Haymaker

when you get into a fight and you just start throwing punches with ALL your strength.

Mike: Yo Jack got into a fight.
Angel: Dam was it a good fight?
Mike: HELL YEA he was throwing HAYMAKERS at that guy's head.

by GAYWIGGAMICHAEL December 11, 2019

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009