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shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.
by Maxsdad October 29, 2019
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Sharelle

Someone who gives a bunch and expects nothing in return. A one of a kind person. Kind hearted, generous, funny, outgoing, slightly aggressive, flirtatious, feminine, and loyal. She is also very athletic!
Sharelle is that one of a kind girl, and your lucky you met her =)
by jfhwaluhfluhal May 21, 2013
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sharell

A not common name, but is mainly used for women and sometimes shortened to Shay or Sha. When the name is used the women are very sexy, smart, beautiful, intelligent, and out going. But if u mess with her in the wrong way, u better run like hell or hide.
1. Man that girl is such a sharell

2. Sharell is so beautiful I really love her
by Sanyatos July 31, 2016
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shameless grace

Overly friendly and somewhat gross woman that stopped giving a f*ck . She loves good vibes, good music and bad dancing. She prefers Jameson neat and often you will find her wearing something leopard because it's her favorite color.
If you ever find yourself on a date where your man sharts and leaves his underwear in an alley while wearing a maternity belly.... you might be Shameless grace.
by ShamelessGrace February 13, 2015
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Shanell

Shanell is a loyal friend. She doesn’t care what people say about her. She keeps it real with everyone she will also tell people off if she has too! That’s just Shanell. Shanell has a loyal bestfriend that will never switch up on her!! Which everyone if jealous of her cause she still everyone man!!
Shanell is a young loyal young ladie
by Briniecka May 27, 2018
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Shadelon

A person who stalks people online and has imaginary family members. May also love cats and have improper relations with them
That guy is such a Shadelon.
by JButters645 July 4, 2018
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Shameless Plug

When somebody goes off topic to advance selfishly, such as advertising.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Martha got pregnant?
Person 2: Awh, that's great news, anyways have you heard of my brand of almond milk?
Person 1: sheesh what a shameless plug.
by The7Guy April 13, 2021
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