the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.
by murphy234 March 8, 2011
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"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam
"I believe you, bro." - Mason
"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam
"Fox News, bruh." - Mason
"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam
"I believe you, bro." - Mason
"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam
"Fox News, bruh." - Mason
by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019
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by GixxerBaz June 1, 2020
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Get the Shattitude mug.Somebody who can detect a shart before it soils their undergarments, thus a avoid shower and other emergency response.
I am always cautious when opening the floodgate for pressure equalization. Over several years, I have developed the wisdom and control of a shartist to avoid unexpected moments of impurity.
by hilarioyo July 13, 2021
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Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!
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