Shaynerbate

Almost like masterbation but with a twist... Twirling midsection of body like a helicopter. Spinning clock wise causing forward motion... perpeptually! .... Counter clock wise, going backwards. If doen long enough other will join in... Let the games beggin.

Shayner, Shaynerbates all over RLC :))

by Shayner42 August 17, 2011

shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

by LeDouche December 9, 2008

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Shatterbattermatter

someone flattering you i guess…?
shatterbattermatters : multiple charming people

Lisa : Oh my gosh! I can’t believe that John is great at shatterbattermattering!

by hhhhhhhheheheheheiwisksnsjskja June 17, 2022

Shatterated

When an item shatters progressively across its surface, rather than all at once

The window shatterated from one corner across to the other as if in slow motion

by anonymous May 11, 2024