shatner

to literally shit inside a woman

shatner?
i never even touched her

by puppet April 02, 2005

shatner

Term used in the acting community to describe a bad performance or delivery. aka. When your acting is metaphorically equivalent to a steaming pile of shit.

"John Travolta took a long hard Shatner throughout the entire duration of Battlefield Earth"

by Kris Perry March 27, 2007

shatner

verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).

"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".

by Galidia February 27, 2011

Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants

Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done

by spazz_monkey April 08, 2009

Shatner

taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner

person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner

by jorgie LIONHEART August 20, 2009

Shatnered

New slang for "disrespect" (common current slang is "dis").

I saw William Shatner at a comedy club in Chicago and asked for his autograph. He rudely refused more than once--I was "Shatnered". (this is the origin)
-OR-
Leonard told Scotty his breath smelled like a rotten hemmoroid. He really "Shatnered him!

by Judi Malnar March 04, 2005

Shatnered

When you are so tired that you become convinced that William Shatner is a comic genius and start exhibiting Shatner behaviour known as "Shatner Moments"

"Manio, I'm a Shatnered Little Red Panda! I want to release a snuff horror film starring death row convicts with a soundtrack performed by sedated and lobotomised paedophile priests

by Dr. Benito Bunfster III jr. July 15, 2010