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A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.
Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.
by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020
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william shatner

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A multi-faceted entertainer who is very good at remaking himself for a new audience. Reference Star Trek, TJ Hooker, Boston Legal or his CD Has Been.
I need to pull a william shatner at my new job.
by kori lewis September 29, 2005
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shatner

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(v.) to ascend to one's highest level of mediocrity

Origin: after William Shatner, actor, famous for his role as Captain James T. Kirk in the hit 1960's TV show Star Trek. Less famous for everything else since then.
With the release of The Matrix trilogy, Keanu Reeves had clearly shatnered, as he will unlikely be able to achieve such awesomeness again unless, by some wondrous twist of fate, he is able to reprise his role as "Ted" Theodore Logan in the yet-to-be produced Broadway show "Bill and Ted's Excellent Musical Adventure."
by Kungfupower July 31, 2012
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verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."
by Dre October 29, 2004
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William Shatner 911

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Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.

A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!
by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009
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Holy Shatner!

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Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL
Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!
by Christine January 14, 2005
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A term derived from the The First Star Trek William Shatner's acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self - mocking manner.
The First Batman - the 1st campy one, Adam West, out - shatnered himself while musing about The Riddler :
"The Riddler is loose to plague us...with his...criminal cunundrums!"
Props to Roger Moore
by Klaatu June 28, 2005
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