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hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."
by Nite Owl August 7, 2007
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shampoogled

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.
Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.
by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008
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Shampoo banana

Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.
Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?
by Miss Leslie April 27, 2006
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shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.
How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill
by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014
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