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shartxiao by emluvsganyu July 21, 2021
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Shartnado
If more than one person in a group farts loud, often and with a heavy smell, you are finding yourself in the middle of a shartnado. Health issues may or may not occurr
Shartnadooo!!!!
Shartnado by shartnadooo May 6, 2022
Shartina
Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears
I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream
Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt
So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears
I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream
Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt
So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.
Child 1: Hey, wanna go. . decapitate Shartina?
Child 2: Don’t we do that all the time? We need something more interesting.
Child 3: Let’s set her on fire!
Child 2: Don’t we do that all the time? We need something more interesting.
Child 3: Let’s set her on fire!
Shartina by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023
Shartina
A beautiful African name given to women who know how to pull back and shart. In fact: the name "Shartina" is actually derived from sharting. In case you didn't know, in African-American culture, it is customary that you simultaneously shit and fart (i.e shart) in order to show your tribe that you are friendly. The scent of your shart shows what you've been eating and drinking, which allowed them to distinguish friend from foe. Shartina is a beautiful, urban, heavy, African-American woman who sharts like there's no tomorrow! The scent of her shart is so intoxicating that many other African-Americans in the area will get aroused and attempt to locate the shart in question. In the end, this is one relic of a beautiful, vibrant culture that is shared among African Americans.
Shartina takes a big, fat shart every time her niggas DeQuandrius and Bon'Queefius grab at her big fat, ghetto booty.
Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!
Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!
Shartina by ChigginNiggers November 25, 2023
Sharonian
Sharon" is Filipino slang referring to the act of taking leftovers from a Filipino party. It's derived from the song "Bituing Walang Ningning" by Sharon Cuneta, which contains the lyric, "Balutin mo ako" ("wrap me up"). Those who do "Sharon" are also referred to as "Sharonians."
Food containers for “Sharonians” who love takeaways during family reunions are among IKEA Philippines’ latest offerings for its Christmas campaign.
Sharonian by CaptainRodgersPH May 6, 2024