Sharpsburg is a small town in Maryland. It is the whitest town known to man. Besides the Battlefield, there is not much to do there.
In there spare time, many children spend there time experimenting with chewing tobacco outside the Little League field.
The biggest attraction is Sharpsburg Little League. The concession stand makes more money on a Friday night than the local bar, Captain Benders.
Nutter's Ice Cream is awesome, and it is open year round (this is one of the good parts of Sharpsburg)
Sharpsburg is a good place during 4th of July, Memorial day, and Labor Day, because there is always something going on.
If you go to the park to play basketball, don't. It smells like someone with irritable bowel syndrome who just ate Taco Bell.
Neighboring cities include Keedysville, Boonsboro, Sheperdstown WV, and Fairplay.
In there spare time, many children spend there time experimenting with chewing tobacco outside the Little League field.
The biggest attraction is Sharpsburg Little League. The concession stand makes more money on a Friday night than the local bar, Captain Benders.
Nutter's Ice Cream is awesome, and it is open year round (this is one of the good parts of Sharpsburg)
Sharpsburg is a good place during 4th of July, Memorial day, and Labor Day, because there is always something going on.
If you go to the park to play basketball, don't. It smells like someone with irritable bowel syndrome who just ate Taco Bell.
Neighboring cities include Keedysville, Boonsboro, Sheperdstown WV, and Fairplay.
Guy 1: I stopped in Sharpsburg this weekend
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: I lived off concession stand food and ice cream
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: I lived off concession stand food and ice cream
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1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
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