sharpet bomb

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.

I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.

by Sethmut November 30, 2007

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Sharest

A name of a person who is very hard working,caring,helpful and incredible
He loves his family and also cares for other beings like animals. He loves animals and plants he excellent in his work and also looks forward in helping other and he also haves trust issues.

That guy is such a sharest

by Urban agent July 9, 2018

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Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

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A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009

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Sharpstone Grinder

Herb grinder that is made from cheaper materials, but retains sharp teeth and modest brushed metal appearance.

Bill:I got this new sharpstone grinder now I can grind up all my herbs!
Ted:Lets roll it up!!

by jamullah February 20, 2010

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Sharpet

A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.

Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.

by Bowlseph Nemo December 29, 2008

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Shapester

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.

Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."

by Ljer37 May 26, 2008

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