Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharlene

A kindhearted, trustworthy, sweet person who will give their all to make the people they love happy. Someone who is shy at first but the second she gets comfortable with you, she'll literally be the weirdest person you'll ever meet. She's been through a lot & that's why she gives the best advice & is the best listener, but she still isn't afraid to attack if necessary. She's overprotective & crazy, she isn't afraid to show her bad side. Deep down she's also one of the most romantic, loving, & caring person you can ever be with relationship wise. A selfless loyal lover. She's a nerd to the world, but a freak behind closed doors. She's pretty straightforward & will tell you the truth no matter how much it hurts, she likes being real with people & that may be a problem because sometimes she's too honest but don't get her wrong, she can also be the best liar you'll ever meet, she can get you out of almost any situation if she needs to. She's a mixture of emotions, she'll smile at you one minute & be crying. She has a one of a kind personality to go right along with her great body & pretty face but ehh she has a past & has her reasons for why she is the way she is. But she's still one of the best people you would be lucky to have in your life. A once in a lifetime kind of woman.

Sharlene is beautiful

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012

The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth

She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.

by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015

Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

Sharoned

Burned the crap out of
This comes from the famous “Thanks Marie Calenders” post on Facebook in which Sharon Weiss burned a pumpkin pie and posted it on Marie Callender’s Facebook page

Damn, bro. You sharoned that pizza.

What happened to that pumpkin pie? It’s totally sharoned.

by jordan_gee December 6, 2021