sharpstown high school

The place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

sharpstown high school': kids get stabbed randomly at sharpstown. teachers who teach during their first year at sharpstown high have a greater chance of quiting than smokers dying of lung cancer and teen suicide rates combined. the only thing that has yet to happen at sharpstown is ww3 and an atomic bomb going off.

by kidthathateshisschool March 27, 2011

Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.

You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!

by V33M0N January 20, 2015

Sharpton

A black person that blames their short-comings on everything else but their own laziness and ineptitude; typical excuses include white people and corporate america.

<Insert Name ending in -jon, isha, or iqua Here> was upset because they didn't get the job, and, Sharpton that they were, blamed 'The Man' totally disregarding their criminal record and the fact that they had shown up to the interview late smelling of last night's marijuana and fried chicken.

by VoiceofaGeneration April 28, 2009

shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

by blutarsky October 18, 2006

sherston

A small town outside malmesbury, often described as a "shitty little cum-hole"
That boosts the highest grade of first relative inbreeding in the united kingdom.

Dude1: Want to go to sherston tonight?
Dude2: No thanks, its a cum-hole.
Dude1:....true.

by Sherston lover. February 25, 2007

Sharpton's Law

Named after famed civil-rights advocate and professional agitator Al Sharpton, Sharpton's Law specifies that who ever brings up race or ethnicity in a non-related debate automatically loses the argument.

"I think illegal immigration represents a severe problem for both the security and economic stabilty of the United States" "What, are you scared of brown people?" "Dude, Sharpton's Law".

by Swampthing500 November 11, 2009

sharlona

A prude.
someone who brings down the energy of party.
a debbie downer

"oh, katie's coming to the party"
"why?! she doesnt put out!"
"yeah she's such a sharlona."

by BrandonL March 24, 2008