Shark week

Referring to the time each month a female is on her period, especially when referring to a group of friends in which the females' menstrual cycles are in sync due to pheromones.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Man, we need to ditch the girlfriends this weekend, it's shark week."

by solstice December 24, 2014

Shark Week

A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.

"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."

For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"

by Wordsy McWordersan November 21, 2013

Shark Week

Shark week is when a girl is on her period.

Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?

by Don’tTalkToMe June 1, 2019

shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015

shark week

shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.

girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet

by m.henk1313 August 31, 2019

Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.

1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.

by the bearded bear March 25, 2009

Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.

Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|

by DevilPole March 29, 2015