1 definition by Wordsy McWordersan

A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.
"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."

For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"
by Wordsy McWordersan November 21, 2013
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