shap

The Belfast, Norhern Ireland word for
Shop
De yis want anything, when I'm down the Shaps?
There is a lovely wee fish SHAP at the bottom of our street
by Damian October 01, 2003
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Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar
Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!
by AJ26 March 14, 2011
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SHAPS

Second-Hand After Person Shits, when the person before you has taken a massive crap and you don't want the person after you to assume it's yours.
*exiting gas station bathroom*

"Wow, that is some serious SHAPS."

"Ah, well, at least it's not your fault."
by Grin Ann Bareit April 28, 2012
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Shapping

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.
dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.
by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009
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Shap

When you shit and fap at the same time
by Hambre December 09, 2017
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shap it

Referring to when one makes their way from one place (usually with a group, intoxicated) to another.

Initially "ship it," it has been modified to "shap," due to laziness and the extension of vowels when one has been drinking 'with the boys'.
Then let's shap it over to RealSports and get shittered!
by snoosdeuce November 15, 2010
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