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Shanghai Speedway

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole
Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick
by Dale Earnhart, too soon? January 24, 2010
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shambhavi

Shambhavi is a name realted to god durga
She is beautiful and she does not know it and usually likes to hate herself. She is intelligent and is one person who is litteraly the definition of perfection. Everyone has red flags but Shambhavis personality allows the world to accept her with all her flaws.

She is sometimes shy . Shambhavi is truely one person you would want to be friends with.
Shambhavi ...
by Rahul uniyal November 26, 2021
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Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.
-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"
by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013
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Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.
John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.
by Shizdorm March 5, 2019
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Shambhavi

She is cute.
And, apparently bored of hearing cute!
Shambhavi is smart, fierce and bold, yet, gullible and soft.
She's also a dumbass when it comes to the one she loves.

She can literally put stake everything for that one person.
She is the person of her group. And everyone loves her
Congenial, sweet, caring yet a thunderbolt

cluster when Mad. Caution! ;)
by Firozaaa November 24, 2021
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Shanghai Princess

a name given to a select few young women that come from Shanghai, China. Usually fashionably dressed, but extremely demanding and very high maintenance. Can often be seen in shopping malls in Shanghai in areas such as Nanjing Road, Huai Hai Road or Xujiahui. Usually accompanied by a tired-looking boyfriend who has spent all his money on her.
'Oh man, Cherry is definitely very hot, but she's a total Shanghai Princess. She'll spend all your salary in Gan Hui Plaza for sure'.
by ziccawei January 9, 2010
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Shankavitch

Origin: Shanking a bitch which you do when she has gotten overly emotional, socially awkward and sketchy on account of overanalyzing a semi-romantic situation involving a member of the opposite sex (i.e. man). Hence, "Shankavitch"; derived from German root words "Shonkol," to soundly destroy, and "Vitchen," a woman's every dream for a relationship.

When SVitch finds a girl in a vulnerable condition due to a questionable interaction with a guy, she senses her opening and begins to sniff around looking to make trouble or destroy the relationship at hand.

Legend tells us, she bears a striking resemblance to that longhaired dead bitch that crawls on the floor featured in many Japanese horrors movies, including "Ringu" and "The Grudge" (I don't know the word for "grudge" in Japanese).

Shankavitch oftentimes leads girls to such extreme manifestations of crazy-bitchness A) Facebook stalking a guy she went/made out with once B) Freaking the shit out of a guy by picking names out for their would-be children on their first date C) Screwing up a tim tam slam and consequently spilling about 8 oz. of hot tea into her lap D) Crying hysterically because her random hook-up, with whom she thought she "really had a connection" never called her back E) Whilst drunk, she has a heart-to-heart with a member of the opposite sex professing her intense interest in him, whom she only met the day before F) Making out with an innocent guy who she has no interest in, just to make another guy jealous

Synonym: "P-tastic"; Alias: Samara
"Umm, did you see her in the store when he walked by? Shankavitch totally came out to rage on her body, and as a result, she verbally abused her friends and then lost three dates. (Awesome.)"

"Dude, Shankavitch thrashed all over her life on Sunday, when she called a restaurant to see whether it was really closed as her date said, if he was actually watching a football game or if he was blowing her off. YEAH."

"The pukers have, what some might call, functional relationships due the low frequency at whi ch Shankavitch asserts her influence into their lives."
by InterestingTeamwork December 1, 2006
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