A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
Get the Shamwowedmug. (adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
by c0llister May 2, 2009
Get the Shamwowedmug. "Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
by Skizla March 30, 2009
Get the ShamWow!mug. To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
by SMBKRTan November 17, 2009
Get the ShamWOWmug. 1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
by VinceOffer March 31, 2009
Get the ShamWowmug. The act of getting ripped off.
by Hibbster July 29, 2011
Get the Shamwowedmug. Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!
by Darius_09 August 29, 2009
Get the Shamwowermug.