Shwasted

a combination of "shit faced" and "wasted"

He is freaking Shwasted!

by katannamomma August 18, 2008

shwasted

The Jewish version of being wasted aka you are drunk because you were stingy with your alcohol.

Keekee: Damn Trina is shwasted!
Samantha: Yeah because that bitch didn't share her bottle of Alaze.

Keekee: Smh. Damn Jew.

by duhnaynay December 3, 2010

shwasted

The act of being wasted, only with more swag.

"I was shwasted last night"

by GODofSWAG October 4, 2011

Shwasted

Wasted, but without the negative connotation.

I was shwasted the night I made out with him. That was the appx 6 beers that night.

by SchwamRed07 December 14, 2009

shwasted

The act of getting shit faced wasted

Person 1: Dude did you see jimmy he got Shwasted off jim beam last night.

Person 2:Its funny because it rhyms with oyster.

by ajb and rico October 3, 2011

Shfwasted

Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.

Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.

by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009

shwasted

to be too fucked up to say words correctly

i'm so shwasted, i drank like this much

by meowkittycat July 31, 2012