schmammed

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk

Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.

by sharstar June 26, 2006

Shmammered

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006

Shmammerfaceted

A combination of "shitfaced", "hammered", "smashed", and "wasted", describing your level of intoxication. The most drunk one could ever be

You should have seen me last night, I was completely shmammerfaceted

by guesswho1212 February 21, 2011

Shazamme

A word that explicitly defines awesomeness in an exclamatory fashion. The "e" is silent. Most typically found within sexual or erotic phrases, depicting the awesome level of an orgasm. (Level 10).

I'm on-top of your mom. Shazamme!

by Johnny Wilcox March 14, 2011

shammed

One who is affected by the shammer.

This guy at work has shammed me every day this week.I have to pick up his slack now.

by kizan971 July 8, 2014

shlammed

A vehicle lowered to an impractical height for aesthetic purposes. Often seen laying frame, chucking sparks and taking 6 hours to get into a driveway.

You see that Miata framebanging down the highway? Shit's so shlammed bro.

by PandaIsSatan July 27, 2016

Shmammered

Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret

Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..

by Lenord Harris October 12, 2009