Sexturbates

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.

Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.

by kffluffy August 5, 2010

sexsuscitation

from the words: sexual resuscitation

1. the process of reviving a person's sexual appeal after becoming dowdy

2. to revive the sex life in a relationship

1. Dude, that chick used to be so hot, now she looks like a wet mop
Damn she needs a sexsuscitation... fo sho

2. Honey, I love you, but its been years... we need a sexsuscitation. stat.

by Jules McBright August 30, 2010

sextastic

adj. to be fantastically sexy; instant orgasm

"OH MY GOD! Franz is so sextastic! I think I just creamed!"

by The Ashinator February 9, 2007

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

sextasy

The feeling of ecstasy during sex.

I had the best sex of my life yesterday night, it was sextasy!

by Lilyofthevalley August 6, 2012

Sextually Active

Describing your participation in the newly discovered phenomenon--the sext.

Person 1: "My parents are worried about my being sextually active."
Person 2: "Oh my gosh, do you have CAPS?"

by anonymilk March 23, 2009

Carpe Sexus

Seize the Sex.

Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-

by Sarah McNasty September 2, 2009