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Severance Perm

An argument typically run in policy debate cults when the Aff decides to sever the retarded portion of the mandate
AND ON THE SEVERANCE PERM FIRST SEVER THE PORTION OF THE AFF THAT LINKS TO NEG OFFENSE HAH NOW WATCHUGUNNDO
by Permtheperm August 1, 2018
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Severance Fuck

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.
Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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sextracurricular

Having an affair, specifically one that exists almost solely for sex.
His girlfriend thinks they're in a monogamous relationship but she is completely unaware of his sextracurricular activities.
by iowabuckeyes January 12, 2010
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cory severance

A disease which encompassing specific Homo sapiens, with the addressing of Cory Severance, with the insatiable urge to constantly be in a state of consumption. Or to be in competition with localized planetary systems for gravitational dominance.
Oh man, that Cory Severance sure is a fat piece of shit

Who would have guessed he would have turned out ti be such a Cory Severance? Constantly eating everything
by ;;laksdjf;lkasdjf December 11, 2016
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severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"
Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package
by IamPeter June 13, 2015
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severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.
"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"
by David Davids0n December 29, 2009
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Severance Hump

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.
by Amirod December 11, 2010
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