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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008
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Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021
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sequestered

If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!
by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008
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sexcetera

Sexcetera is an American Playboy TV factual series about human sexuality. Having run for 75 episodes as of 2007, it is one of Playboy's longest-running series, beginning in the late 1990's. Sexcetera features four or five "reports" per 1-hour episode.

The reports, which most often come from the US but are sometimes from around the world, usually cover fetishes, sex expos or gatherings, products (e.g. toys) and sex tips. Reporters present in a humorous style, and the program is often explicit.
"Hey did you watch Sexcetera lastnight?"
"Oh damn I missed it!"
by is secret December 3, 2007
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sequester

want to go back to my place and sequester
by catwordguy October 20, 2022
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End-of-semester-itis

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.
Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.
by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017
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