sexpert

a person that is very good and know a lot about sex.

That lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show is a sexpert.

by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexpert

Someone who has studied, or knows much about sex. This is the kind of person you can go to for advice, tips and tricks.

Sally: Man, I'm thinking about screwing my boyfriend. What do you think?
Catherine: Don't ask me, ask Kate the sexpert.

by Kater tots September 14, 2007

Sexponent

An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.

Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

Guy 2: Way hotter than 10. You need to use sexponents to judge her!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

Dirt Serpent

A female (generally one who is not overly attractive) who lives not only a promiscuous, but trashy existence. Common traits of Dirt Serpents can be high tolerance of alcohol, poor fashion and style sense, inability to dance, crude and vulgar conversational skills and of course lacking sexual scruple's.

Bill: Britney Spears is such a dirt serpent
Ted: Yeah man
Bill: I'd still fuck her though
Ted: Oh yeah for sure!

by Geordie97 January 31, 2008

sexgenda

a schedule outlining the sex events for a period of time

I only had two hours, but we stuck to the sexgenda and everyone left happy!

by april7baby February 4, 2010

Sexpeditiously

1. The act of undressing in a very hurried manner, as to speed up the process leading up to sexual activity.

2. The manner in which clothing is removed from one's body, hurrying the disrobing process for sexual intercourse.

After kissing her neck, Meredith sexpeditiously ripped her clothes off and begged Brad to slide inside her.

by pinkyandthebrain725 March 4, 2011