compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

pound session

Rough and vigorous coitus, often lasting all night and regularly accompanied by the slapping rhymetic sound the thighs make when clashing and thrusting against each other. Typically results in neighbors being well aware of said amorous activity.

"...then we went back to my place for an all-night pound session."

by RI_Beaches2 October 21, 2008

roasting session

When you roast on different people at a time

Y'all I'm going to start a roasting session with them group of people.

by BRUH kc September 17, 2015

Bubble Session

The amount of time that a person leaves an object lodged in their urethra when they are Bubbling.

"I'm starting my first 48 hour Bubble Session today!"

by SkippyJohnJones June 26, 2019

bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.

I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.

by John Lindley January 6, 2008

Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.

Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!

by Agatster February 14, 2009

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018