sextduction

A seduction undertaken via text message.

I totally failed to get laid with that sextduction I sent yesterday.

by ™Mule September 8, 2011

seduction community

A group of idiots who, while railing against men who submit to women, submit to women themselves by changing their personalities and acting like someone else just to get a whiff of their panties.

"The seduction community is the lowest form of life on earth."

by Expose83 September 26, 2009

Sextraction

Sextraction: the act of getting a hand job while getting a tooth removed. K.m.f.

Since my sextraction I love to get my teeth pulled!

by Soup kmf June 21, 2016

Weapon of Crass Seduction

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.

"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.

by Benncm November 30, 2011

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."

by Dave Egner March 8, 2008

seduction

The fine way of flirting.

Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
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Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady

by Zee Dogg July 5, 2007