Walmart Security

A person who greets you when you enter Walmart, who later on checks you upon leaving to make sure you haven't got 4 bottles of Robitussin as opposed to 3.

"Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to see your receipt."

by Walmart Security July 15, 2005

Security Pursuit

To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.

1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Give Me Your Social Security Number

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########

by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

senzuri

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

Securing The Bag

To make sure you are getting money and storing it up

Friend: Why do you work so much?
Me: I’m making sure the bag is secure. (Securing the bag)

by LPAnimes March 17, 2020

Security Steve

Security Steve was head security on the show Jeremy Kyle. He now works at primark earning £5 an hour.

Hey Security Steve, how is Primark and Poundland?

by Jeremy Kyle's Security May 19, 2019