seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.

O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

Sventarded

The average retardation in Sweden. An average joe is referred to as a Svensson.

Ahhh, he is a bit special, a little sventarded

by Tisame January 25, 2017

seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019

Sentara

Hospital located in Woodbridge Virginia. Possible translation of name is shitshow.

Did you see the kid with the snot bubbles running around maskless coughing on everyone and licking the snack machines at Sentara? I hear he vomited a gallon of kool aid in the middle of the waiting room and it took 2 hours for someone to clean it up. What a shitshow!

by Gitsandshiggles November 9, 2021

sentary

A sexy mf who gets every female in history

Dumbass: Sentary is a stupid mf who gets no bitches

Smart people: Ratio nigga, and sentary cute asf

by merustard December 7, 2021