smedia whore

Person who is obsessed with constantly updating their social media accounts on their smartphone and finds it more self-fulfilling than interacting with real people.

Look at that smedia whore over there, little does he realise he's just another slave to the corporate fat cats...

by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

semenised

To be covered in cum

I just got semenised(covered in cum)

by Bugpenguin September 16, 2018

Semening

The act of secreating or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

by semening September 7, 2008

semenima

when you cum in chicks ass

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and I gave her a semenima!!

by ENIMA BANDIT January 23, 2010

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

Semenic Influx

A Seminic Influx is an easy, and affordable way of burning stomach fat. It has been scientifically proven that a Male's Semen is very high in anti-oxidants and would serve as a fat burning substance if consumed at least once every two weeks. The reason for this is because if it is not digested every two weeks, your body will lose its tolerance for it and it will become harder to break down inside of your stomach. In other words, if it is not consumed on a two week basis, your stomach mucles will lose all ability to use enzymes to break the Semen down, and form it into a fat burning substance. Subsequently, by a woman or a male, digesting a mans Semen every two weeks, the Semen will begin to burn the intaking partners stomach fat.

If a woman is hypothetically dating or engaged or married to man, and they are at a point where physical activities are no longer awkward, and the woman wants to lose weight; peforming oral sex on her male partner once every two weeks will enable her to burn stomach fat extremely easily. This is the whole idea of the Semenic Influx diet.

by BrianHarlow1 May 25, 2010