seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

sebbernakle

The longhand version of Seb or Sebastian. A sebbernakle is specifically with someone with goblin tendencies and can't be trusted.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see where my Newports went?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I left them with the sebbernakle:
Person 1: "Oh"

by WarmFission February 2, 2022

Semper Gumbi

The unofficial bastardized Latin motto of many organizations, particularly military units. "Semper", of course is the Latin word for "always". "Gumbi" refers to Gumby, a TV character made of clay. Thus, Semper Gumbi is translated as "Always Flexible."

G.I. Joe: "We were supposed to go back home a month ago but these Iraqis can't get their stuff together. Now we have to stay indefinitely."

G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."

by the.puppet.man August 10, 2006

Semper Fucked

Usually in the Marine Corps, semper fucked meaning that you have been shit on with a list of things to do, or got some really bad news again.

Damnit my recruiter said I wouldnt go to iraq even though im an 0311, Semper Fucked.
Or god damnit the LT is making me do this shit again, Semper Fucked

by Lcpl_Todd January 20, 2009

Semper Fidelis

Semper Fidelis is a march written by John Philip Sousa in 1888. Sousa was known as the American March King, a member of the United States Marine Corp Band, he wrote this march which became the official march for the Marine Corp. He also wrote Star and Stripes Forever the national march of the United States of America.

Semper Fi Semper Fidelis

by bandmember August 3, 2013

Andy Samberg

A cast member on SNL who was made popular by his digital shorts such as Dick in a Box, Lazy Sunday, Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Like a Boss, and the new sequel to Dick in a Box, Motherlover.

He was also the star in the movie Hot Rod, and had a role in the movie I Love You, Man.

He is one third of the comedy troup The Lonely Island with his childhood friends Akiva and Jorma.

Andy Samberg is hilarious and probably one of the sexiest men alive.

by lkdfjasdlfja May 16, 2009

sic semper tyrannus

Expression of Latin origin which means: "Thus always to tyrants.", but maybe more easier to digest as: "This is what (had/have/will) always happen/-s/-ed to tyrants." {Taken from Dr.Weevil/www.doctorweevil.org}

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannus; Thus death always comes to tyrants.

by Smkngmgc June 21, 2004