Seussical

Used to describe something nonsensical, or to have seemingly come from a Dr. Suess story.

"Man, Super Smash Bros. is pretty seussical."
"Yeah, if Donkey Kong punched you upside the face, you'd be dead."

by 3789 August 13, 2009

dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 6, 2010

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

Carpe Sexus

Seize the Sex.

Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-

by Sarah McNasty September 2, 2009

Dr. Seuss

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

by Nick Lowers April 8, 2009

Seuss juice

When the rhymes are so sick, you got the suess juice

Young gravy has rhymes so fire, sounds like he’s drinking Seuss juice

by Young gravy November 8, 2017

Semussy

A seme’s bussy. A Japanese dominant with a juicy, warm asshole.

Eren: I know I’m an uke, but I want Roger to jump on top of me and put me inside of that semussy so bad!!
Armando: I know! I’ve heard his asshole is dripping with dominance.

by Gabi690 January 17, 2022