Secure

Secure is the next stage up from safe .(see safe) It is safer than safe so it is secure.

'fuckin secure mate'

by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo September 15, 2005

Seizure Twerk

When you appear to be having a seizure, but really is is just a very bad attempt at performing the butt-shaking phenomena 'twerking'.

person 1: oh my god, he's having a seizure.

person 2: don't worry it's just the seizure twerk.

by kurtbajs February 7, 2014

Securewashing

:imparting a false impression of cyber resilience through unsubstantiated claims to deceive an organization into thinking they are protected from attacks

: the act of servicing generic compliance frameworks or hollow certifications with minimal effort or results in order to convey a false impression of security

Hackers broke into the company's servers because management used compliance frameworks as a securewashing instead of actually improving their security.

by Improsec A/S September 2, 2022

hormonal seizure

a hormonal seizure is when a guy/girl is so sexy, it makes you shudder

Sam walked by and Suzelle went into a hormonal seizure

by mizmoss March 6, 2008

face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

brat seizure

When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.

Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.

by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016

Type Seizure

When someone is typing as if they are having a seizure.

Tiffany: oMg, GuYs YoU wIlL nEvAr BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNeD tO mE tOdAy!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?

by bitchimmabamf. July 5, 2011