Flandre Scarlet

An insanely strong and cute looking female vampire, who is around 495 years old. She wields a weapon called "Laevateinn" that is strong enough to destroy the world in one shot. She is an extra boss from the game Touhou 6: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, which was created by one person nicknamed ZUN.

Chuck Norris is nothing when compared to Flandre Scarlet!

by ErrorPwnage October 2, 2011

airtight seal

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's vagina, anus and mouth.

She is up for any position so long as she gets an airtight seal.

by beanpole July 25, 2006

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

Scarlxrd

A scream rapper who is fire af, he has a phobic of the letter O and replaces them with X in his song titles
eg: YXURE TXX ANGRY
known best for his 2017 hit song HEART ATTACKS PROD JVCXB

Mark: hey bro did you hear that the new scarlxrd albums DXXM 2 is dropping soon?
Dylan: yes bro I'm hyped it's gonna be lit 🔥

by B1g w1ll13 October 21, 2020

Gravy SEAL

A gravy SEAL is a person either belonging to a militia group or has an unhealthy obsession with the military, guns, and anti-government views, but was never actually in the military due to either being grossly out of shape, mentally unfit, or just too dumb to function. Years of dead end jobs and poor diet have made white, middle aged men very upset. Some express that anger through squeezing into a paintball vest that sits just above their beer gut, and sit in the woods to shoot beer cans and talk about how they'll protect THE GREAT US of A from the evil hippies that love ISIS, hate Jesus, and probably have satanic rituals to sacrifice kids they keep held in a DC pizza shop.

Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns.

Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.

Ex: I was going to eat lunch at Chapman park, but apparently the gravy SEALs have been deployed there for some rally.

Ex: Those guys are so spineless. They stamp and holler and threaten to send in their gravy SEALs, but then decide to cancel and whimper about it being unsafe.

by Tali37 April 23, 2018

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021