scutie

When you are playing a sport and you are taking a break on the bench a girl comes from the crowd and gives you a quick blowjob on the bench!

After scoring 50 points in the game, Matt and Ryan both got scuties from some dirty sluts in the crowd.

by Harry Balsonya November 29, 2006

scunted

Very similiar to munted - basically a progression from that state. Individuals that have progressively declined in appearance/stature into basically a shambolic freakshow lying in a puddle of their own drool. A poor excuse for a human being to be pitied/shunned.

'Anyway the other da - Holy Fuck! Get a load of that guy!' 'Fuck man I think he needs serious medical attention!' 'SCUNTED!'

by R Yenarg August 27, 2005

Scunter

a dirty or untidy patron at a bar or night-club. Word is a combination of "scummy" and "punter". First used, I believe, by staff at the University of Canterbury Students Union to describe some of the untidy patrons. Was once put on the blackboard at the main entrance to a "stein" (Live gig). It was written "No Scunters" and attracted a lot of questions from curious students.

"Lets not let that scunter in."
"Check those scunters out."

by the bogun April 2, 2010

Scungie

A person who has lots, but isn't willing to share.
Or a person who sells goods at higher prices than is logically reasonable.

I didn't want to lend my best mate $5 even though I'm a billionaire, mainly because I felt like a scungie person at the time lol.

by Getadoginya October 6, 2021

scundies

An pair of scandalous unides

It was easy to see Jes' scundies when she bent over.

by MYNAMEISBRITTANY? December 11, 2007

scunter

In the uk a person who dresses rough ,does'nt shower,shave,has money but does'nt spend it!, it could be a man or woman , particularly a person whos has money but likes to act tight and does not want to spend a penny,

a scunter,a person who does rude acts in public like scratching him/herself in a restraurant while people are serving food example in a buffett . wears work clothes, example boots when he is not working during social time.

by sergiomandez January 18, 2015

Scuntherfish

An elusive bottom feeder of the vast seas. Illusions of grandour waft through its boulbous head, feeding its' egomaniacal ways. When served whole; Delicious as well as dangerous.

Ah, the mighty scuntherfish...what an elusive creature.

I'll have the scuntherfish.

The scuntherfish is a mild white fish, delicate in nature, complex in texture.

by Leslenberg Schnedervitzelstein August 4, 2010