Scuttlehead

Shit for brains.

Norm MacDonald's preferred identifiable group for scapegoating.

You know what's wrong with this country? Too many scuttleheads.

by BlackBBQBones June 6, 2022

the scuttlebutt

the scuttlebutt: rumor/gossip. It's actually a nautical term for a cask used to serve water for immediate consumption. Sailors would gossip around the scuttlebutt while congregating for a drink of water.

Sailors always congregate around the scuttlebutt to find out the latest gossip on the ship!

by The Scuttlebutt January 25, 2014

scrattle

when your balls are hot and swampy, and glued to your thigh, say from a long and vigorous game of monopoly, stand and thrust your hips forward and backward violently causing your sack to sway and air out a little

Etymology: scrotum + rattle = scrattle

"hang on a sec- i've got to scrattle...ok. damn that felt good"

by Roto Thompson January 14, 2008

skruttle

The portion of skin connecting the scrotum to the base of the penis.

"Dude, my skruttle itches super bad."

by Beta Rho January 21, 2009

scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013

Back-scuttle

Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.

"Why would you want to look at a picture of some girl being back-scuttled by a cricket stump?"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

scuttle bitch

A woman who is slut. A woman who is out only looking for a hookup. A woman not looking for love. A slut, whore, hooker ect.

Amber thinks Jennifer is a scuttle bitch so she won't hang out with her.
I am on the lookout for a scuttle bitch tonight.

by periodlover April 6, 2015