Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'

Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday

by urbann00b January 9, 2005

strumming

The female version of jacking off so hard

She’s so hot I want her to strum herself

Your mom : I love strumming mysel

by HOT hunky fat sex May 18, 2018

scrumling

A scrumling is not considered an equal to anyone.

Hunter and Glen Coco are scrumlings.

by allie jane May 13, 2008

scrumling

minion, twerp, loser, someone lower that you

Hunter, from McC is such a scrumling it is ridiculous.
I CANT BELEIVE HUNTER CHEATED ON YOU 3 TIMES...what a scrumling!!

by yoyoyoho May 9, 2008

Scrimmins

The tasty byproduct of a Sunday Roast i.e. The blackish remnants of meat & potato which has been baked onto your roasting dish.

You can have most of the roasties but make sure you leave me some scrimmins ye bollix.

by JBT3333 October 31, 2014

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

villa scumming

When someone sticks only their middle finger up and shouts villa scumto people around without context

Fat ginger was down the pub and Other fat bold man walked in with his middle finger up shouting VILLA SCUM fat ginger asked what he was doing Fat boldy said I’m villa scumming.

A teacher doesn’t let someone to the toilet so when she turns her back two bestfriends stick their middle finger up and shout Villa scum, the teacher asked why pupils were saying villa scum they replied with “its villa scumming day”

by rubymonahan October 30, 2019