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Scrub

A guy that can't get no love from neither T-Boz, Left Eye (R.I.P.) nor Chilli, who hangs out on the passenger side of his best friend's ride and attempts to get the attention of the aforementioned females but fails.
I don't want no scrub!
by iammemyselfandi February 21, 2022
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Scrub Noob

This term is straight from the video game world. More often then naught we run into the occasional "Scrub" (A bad player who has little to no common sense, but at the least knows what to do) or the "Noob" (A player who is new to the game, has no idea of what to do and is just overall shitty at the game)... However, beware the "Scrub Noob" this player not only sucks at the game but manages to make you want to quit life do to the pure stupidity of their actions. A Scrub Noob has ABSOLUTELY no common sense, and happen to defy all logic in their movements and thinking.
Experienced Player: "What is this guy doing!?" "He just keeps..he keeps on..." "God I can't even explain it!" "It makes no sense!" "This guy makes me want to quit life, what a Scrub Noob"
by aflix January 19, 2010
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scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.
"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."
by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009
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Scrubblin'

when one is strugglin' and being a scrub at the same time
damn Rosey is scrubblin' right now
by Mi0s September 15, 2010
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Scrubmuffin

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.
That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.
by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015
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Scrub Check

noun. Similar to a skill check in TTRPGs, it is an impassable obstacle in a video game that is intended to ensure that the player has enough skill/knowledge/technique to proceed.

Generally used in game design because the player will genuinely not be able to defeat the game's challenges without learning to play better. e.g. Celeste's crystal hearts, non-optional soulslike bosses, etc.

A Scrub Check is NOT the padding out of a game by implementing sidequests, mandatory items, etc., it is rather the implementing of a hard limit/difficulty spike that a player without the requisite skill cannot pass.
"Ugh, I can't get past this huge barrier in chapter 9."
"Yeah, that's the Scrub Check for the rest of the level. Trust me, you are not going to win unless you know how to wavedash and wallbounce. The bonus levels will teach you."
by Sylverena December 27, 2022
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tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).
noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber
by krodes November 7, 2011
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