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Scrotus Maximus

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.
by iceman27406 December 19, 2010
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scrotus dangulitis

When your scrotum hangs too far from your body and scrapes the floor as you walk.
Doctor: Sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with scrotus dangulitis.
by Sweatybollockman July 20, 2017
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Scrotus Regionous

She bit me in my Scrotus Regionous
by Aheri September 7, 2017
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Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011
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Grunting Scrotus

A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.
Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"
by Don "grunting scrotus" May 26, 2009
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Scrotumberg

Capital city of the male groin. Once known as "The land of the free and the home of the balls," Scrotumberg is now widely accepted as one of the itchiest places on Earth. Famous residents include stickball legend Ballsack Johnson and Greek-esque philosopher Testicles (pronounced tes-ti-kleez).
The streets of Scrotumberg were filled with protestors during the Yeast Uprising of 1991.
by G.FRESH. December 20, 2015
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