Scotty P

The best cross country runner in the world because of his third leg schlong. He will smash anyone and has COUNTLESS BODIES!! He will beat anyone up who even looks at him. DONT FUCK WIT DA SCOTTY P!

“Who’s that”

“That’s the best cross country walker Scotty P”
“Damn his schlong is a third leg”

by Bonga_lover3000 June 1, 2020

scotty doesn't know

(n.) A sexual encounter with a man other than one's boyfriend or significant other. 'Scotty' -- though once a specific reference to an individual with that name -- acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. From the movie Eurotrip.


(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".

(n.) Jack's girlfriend affords me the occassional scotty doesn't know.

(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.

by Fiona December 8, 2004

Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!

by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

Scotty McCreery

A young country singer in the making with an astounding voice that will freakin' blow your mind the first time you hear it. Maybe you haven't heard of him yet, but I promise, you will one day, and you'll wish you heard of him sooner. Scotty is known for his deep, deep country singing voice, especially for such a young age. I promise you, he will be the next huge country star in years to come.
Also a very genuine, well-mannered, and down to earth kid.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard Scotty McCreery's voice?! It's amazing.

Guy 2: I know, man... I wish my voice was that deep.

by PlRATE March 27, 2011

Scroty

1. Diminutive of scrotum.

2. Pejorative for a person lacking fortitude; a coward. Like testicles, a scroty is vulnerable, hypersensitive, and inclined to retract in the face of danger, particularly cold weather.

Alternative spelling: scrotie.
Antonym: Pussy

Bob refused to watch 2boys1goblet with Jane so she called him an intolerable scroty.

by Coraline Mae October 1, 2012