Scrooties

Cooties you get from screwing.

That guy was so nasty, I caught scrooties from him!

by The Queen 826 October 21, 2011

Scootie Puff Junior

A hairstyle that girls sport where the bangs are pinned straight back and then that hair is puffed up in front.

Her scootie puff junior was the biggest I had ever seen.

by Scoops22 January 19, 2006

scootie

A slang term referring to a girls vagina.

I am gonna go out to the bar and get some scootie.

Damn girl, that smells...wash your scootie.

by Vaggy McVagerson April 6, 2008

Scooties

(noun) Generally used when referring to tonsil stones. This umbrella term can also be used to cover the various types of hardened deposits that accumulate on or inside the human body.

(1) Due to his abnormally large tonsils, Kyle has to remove scooties on a daily basis.

(2) Kyle “So how did your mole removal go today?”

Chelsea “Better than expected! Turns out it was not a mole at all, just a big scootie!”

by BeardedRedGiant October 1, 2018

Scootie Roo

The point where one becomes so stankin'-nasty-ass fucked up, he/she actually takes on another persona. This said persona is total & utter suck to the gozillionth power.

"Diz-nam, Carl is so frucked up, he's losing his mind. WTH is really going on?"
"That's not Carl, that's Scootie Roo."
"Right, right.."

by Tadow December 19, 2005

scroobie

A new player to MTGO that makes screwy message board posts. Conjunction of screwy + newbie. Also, an adjective to describe a post by such a player.

Commonly shortened to 'scroob'.

That post is totally scroobie, dude. What's the account creation date of the scroob that wrote it?

Scroob on, loser!

by MTGO player April 22, 2008

scooties

Slang for money/dollars.

Bob: "I just bought a new car."
John: "Wow! That must have set you back a few scooties."

by Crankypants September 20, 2004