scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 14, 2013

schroff

A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).

Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?

by f16venom January 1, 2012

Scroat

/ skreut. adj. A person with no ambition to better themselves, happy to sponge off the state / welfare system. A social leech. Often of little intelligence or poorly educated, but unaware of their limitations. Occurs within all social age groups (they are living longer despite out efforts to poison with alcohol or tobacco). Often one family member may have held employment within local manual labour sector, and will endeavor to wash at least fortnightly. Their offspring however see no reason to contribute to society, except only to burden it further with their own ferrel inter-related produce.

Due to their social habits and needs scroats are often founds in groups or packs. They have complex interwoven family / community structures which are fiercely territorial. When not in their own social housing area the males can be found looking for anything of value not bolted down. Often congregate outside suppliers of cheap alcohol, betting shops, or post offices (when collecting their benefits). The females however favor pregnancy as a means to securing housing or greater financial income.

by daft-guy August 20, 2009

Scrift

To Create,Sketch or Craft something

I Scrift a Book

by Scrift August 6, 2011

Scroflakes

Dandruff of the testicular region

Kate just loves it when she’s piping her guy off and she finds herself in the middle of a scroflake shower
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants

by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018

scroat fleece

hair in the pubic region

u r such a scroat fleece!

eeeew i got jam in my scroat fleece

he hasn't even got a scroat fleece yet!

by The Offender! May 6, 2005

Scoff The Boff

Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.

*Andy Farted*... *he grabs the fart* places it over willo's mouth, and says Scoff The Boff

by Andy Gray May 6, 2004