Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.

Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010

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Scraples

Any sort of residual product left over from the original more pure or larger product. Commonly, this residual product is considered less desirable then its original product, even though they are often times one in the same.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm think we're out of peanuts.
Guy 2: No, I made sure to leave you some scraples of them at the bottom of the bag.
Guy 1: Scraples! Damn it if i was not so hungry I would say no.
Guy 2: Its scraples man, its just what you were looking for.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess your right, they are still peanuts.

by DanDanthecaveman April 20, 2013

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