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Schofielding

Schofielding

Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.
As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.

"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry

"it really is time to tell the kids."

"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,

"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."
by Herbert Schweffe February 7, 2020
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gang of scoob

A pack or large mass of people who have experienced the feeling of scoob. Members of the gang of scoob are usually from large countries; such as Canada. The Gang Of Scoob originated October 11th, 2013, and currently has over 1,000,000 followers, making it the fastest growing group in the world.

Some fun facts about the gang of scoob:
1. The Gang Of Scoob was meant to be a secret group, only open to the people who have experienced scoob more than twice. This plan, unfortunately, failed.
2. The Gang Of Scoob is not in any way a reference to the television show scooby doo.
3. The Gang Of Scoob originated on the video game GTA V, and back then, was only populated by the scoobiest people around.
Man: How many times have you experienced scoob?

Man 2: Um, about four i guess...

Man: Welcome to the Gang of Scoob!
by GotAFuckingUsername October 14, 2013
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Global warming scoffers

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.
Global warming scoffers are crackpots.
by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010
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Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.
"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!
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scoobered

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned
oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered
by jack watson February 27, 2008
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scoffnosh

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes
I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh
by Aldoggu October 19, 2018
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scoobish

adj.
"too be frugal with one's money"

Origin: term relates to a member of www.corvetteforum.com, Scoob, who is quite thrifty
The boy proved himself scoobish by using the double coupon at the grocery store.
by Vettastic November 1, 2004
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